Tony Morgan has a brilliant contest that came out of a twitter (or blog post I don’t remember) he posted a month or so ago. His message was something to the effect that “you know you must be busy when you bought your lunch from a convenience store”. One of Tony’s followers replied that he was a metro-rednexual because he bought his lunch there and drove away in an audi. Thus the contest, the top ten list, and I’ll share with you the top three…
You might be a metro-rednexual if…
- You have a gun rack in the back of your Audi.
- You have highlights in your mullet.
- You have matching throw pillows and an elaborate bedding ensemble for your double-wide.




